"why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola" because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the wrong people
*walks into Starbucks and violently shakes the barista* LOOK WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A NEW BED FRAME THEN????
damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho
@staff can u delete the serial killer fandom
New Zealand is the worst with ridiculous puns seriously we can’t help ourselves we have a town called Bulls and everytime we drive through there I just
Oh god, we’re in Bulls…
BULLS JESUS CHRIST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME BULLS??
THAT IS A POLICE STATION BULLS CRIME PREVENTION ISN’T A JOKE
FOR FUCKS SAKE BULLS GET OUTTA MA FACE
As much as this town fucking annoys me, it’s understandabull.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
will reblog until this becomes an actual show
lava really pisses me off cuz like
i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and
i want to dip my hands in it
Is this a problem for everyone in Hawaii? I feel like this is a problem for everyone in Hawaii.
It is currently because of the Puna lava flow